We are a small software development group, and that is about all there is to it.
Contact (why?)
We are not available for hire and are mostly a joke company, but there are genuine reasons you might actually want to contact us in relation to the projects we currently maintain. If you want to contact us, please use the personal emails you will already know us on, until we have proper email going.
About us
- We are very good at computers; we know how to use the phone you hold in your hand, your laptop, and the big one.
- We can speak to our computers; we can talk to our turbo autocomplete and get it to do stupid and/or hard things for us, because we have actual work to be doing.
- We can write lists; we are great at counting to ten but we can also do it without counting at all, although it can get slightly stressful past eleventy.
- We hate that one specific brand of white chocolate; only three people understand what this means, but we can assure you, the chocolate really is fucking awful and it's not even real fucking chocolate.
- We are not like other girls; we listen to Pendulum and are pretty good at Ultrakill.
Approach
We will absolutely fuck up all of your projects beyond all recognition if you give them to us. It's like airport baggage handling, your suitcase will roll off of that belt looking like it was mauled by a bear, and we too will maul your software dreams to death.
I don't know where I was going with this.